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The New French Alco-test for Drivers

04 May

From July, ALL drivers in France must carry an alcohol-testing kit …… This law alone tells you all you need to know about the insanity stalking the French elite. YES, there are too many drunk drivers, but the idea that by obliging ALL drivers (including the MILLIONS of totally innocent ones) to carry alco-test kits is silly. And those who DO drink and drive will almost certainly not USE their kit ANYWAY. So, at a time of desperate economic problems TENS OF MILLIONS of cheap Chinese kits of plastic must be imported. THANKYOU DEPUTES.

Actually, they SHOULD GO FURTHER. Clearly, if you could be a danger driving having drunk (and so need to test yourself) then you could be a danger in a multitude of other professions. I mean, drunken doctors, nurses, policemen (in France they all have guns) power-station technicians, ship captains, pilots, missile-launching soldiers and so on. ALL should carry an alco-test kit made in China.

In fact, I would go further. To ensure our permanent protection alarm systems everyone  should carry a hidden test-kit strapped to their back which would automatically sound an alarm and set off flashing lights on their forehead at ANY time they are drunk.

I think in this field I am in fact ahead of the EU. They WILL be pleased to hear of my idea. Perhaps I can get a job there?

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