Caption Competition?
Him;
“But you said you’d bail us out …….”
“But who else will save us from our own folly if not the Germans?”
“Come on Angela – hand over the money; you know it makes sense.”
“We must stick together against those Anglo-Saxons; it’s all their fault.”
“I’ll raise you one Tobin tax and two Greek Gauleiters.”
“Look Angela; there IS no Europe without France …..”
“Angela my dear. Germany may be bigger than us, but size isn’t everything.”(Ed. well, he should know.)
“If we just stick together, we should be able to bully the rest into submission.”
HER:
“Look; everyone knows you’re a stroppy, nerdish dwarf – let’s move on.”
“No Sarko – you DIDN’T win the war …..”
“Do I understand this right? What’s yours is yours and what’s ours is yours, too?”
“You wag that at me just once more and I’ll bite it off.”
“We don’t really want to make enemies of the UK, do we? Oh, sorry – silly question.”